All good websites seem to have Frequently Asked Questions, so here you go.

Can I play on the Xbox?

NO!

Why did you write a book?

I didn’t mean to originally. I just wanted to get all the things that have happened since I became a mum, out of my head.

What’s for dinner?

No idea.

How many kids do you have?

Three. S is 13, JJ is 12 and E became the cherry on our family cake four years ago.

How do you do it all?

I don’t. I get help and lots of stuff doesn’t get done.

What did you do today?

I have no idea, but my default is busy so I consciously take resting and Netflix very seriously.

Do you still nurse?

I do more nuring at home than I ever did in a hospital. Since my youngest was born I stopped working in a GP practice as a Diabetes Nurse. My ‘work’ outside of the home now involves writing, training, speaking and promoting books.

Can I play the Xbox now?

Yes, go on then.